Recently, I discovered the bag that could finally be the solution!
The philosophy behind ONA: "We believe that your camera bags and accessories should be discreet, stylish, and functional. They should complement, not distract from, your personal style. They should be rich and imaginative, like the photos you love to take. And they should boast an enduring design that allows you to carry your gear safely and comfortably."
If it's possible to be kindred spirits with a camera case, this one is mine.